What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Narrative: the pilot found the battery was too low to start the aircraft. He instructed his wife to hold the brakes and to operate the throttle while he hand propped the aircraft. The engine started, but his wife increased the throttle instead of retarding it. The engine power overcame her ability to hold the brakes and rolled off the ramp into a ditch before she could retard the throttle. The aircraft suffered minor damage to the prop and nose gear.
As the FAA filed it
NARRATIVE: THE PILOT FOUND THE BATTERY WAS TOO LOW TO START THE AIRCRAFT. HE INSTRUCTED HIS WIFE TO HOLD THE BRAKES AND TO OPERATE THE THROTTLE WHILE HE HAND PROPPED THE AIRCRAFT. THE ENGINE STARTED, BUT HIS WIFE INCREASED THE THROTTLE INSTEAD OF RETARDING IT. THE ENGINE POWER OVERCAME HER ABILITY TO HOLD THE BRAKES AND ROLLED OFF THE RAMP INTO A DITCH BEFORE SHE COULD RETARD THE THROTTLE. THE AIRCRAFT SUFFERED MINOR DAMAGE TO THE PROP AND NOSE GEAR.