What happened
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During cruise at 16,000 MSL enroute to tooele, ut (tvy), pilot felt/heard pop from engine with shuddering and smoke. Loss of power with no/very low oil pressure. Shut down engine, precautionary landing on dirt road approx 15 miles southwest of Tonopah, NV (tph) VORTAC on the 217 radial. Asi's on site inspection on June 23, 1999 at tph showed engine damage consisted of #1 cylinder with approx 1.5 inch hole and the #2 cylinder with an approx 3 inch hole punched thru the top case by the connecting rods. L/h magneto was broken off at attach point. Oil dipstick showed sufficient oil quantity. Pilots staement taken by phone indicated engine had been overhauled approx 140 hours prior to failure. On 7/8/99 pilot reported by phone that during engine teardown conducted by himself with no witnesses present, upon removal of the oil pan, he found pieces of a paper shop towel blocking oil pickup strainer. Oil changes performed prior to failure showed no evidence of possible contamination. Oil screen normal.
As the FAA filed it
DURING CRUISE AT 16,000 MSL ENROUTE TO TOOELE, UT (TVY), PILOT FELT/HEARD POP FROM ENGINE WITH SHUDDERING AND SMOKE. LOSS OF POWER WITH NO/VERY LOW OIL PRESSURE. SHUT DOWN ENGINE, PRECAUTIONARY LANDING ON DIRT ROAD APPROX 15 MILES SOUTHWEST OF TONOPAH, NV (TPH) VORTAC ON THE 217 RADIAL. ASI'S ON SITE INSPECTION ON JUNE 23, 1999 AT TPH SHOWED ENGINE DAMAGE CONSISTED OF #1 CYLINDER WITH APPROX 1.5 INCH HOLE AND THE #2 CYLINDER WITH AN APPROX 3 INCH HOLE PUNCHED THRU THE TOP CASE BY THE CONNECTING RODS. L/H MAGNETO WAS BROKEN OFF AT ATTACH POINT. OIL DIPSTICK SHOWED SUFFICIENT OIL QUANTITY. PILOTS STAEMENT TAKEN BY PHONE INDICATED ENGINE HAD BEEN OVERHAULED APPROX 140 HOURS PRIOR TO FAILURE. ON 7/8/99 PILOT REPORTED BY PHONE THAT DURING ENGINE TEARDOWN CONDUCTED BY HIMSELF WITH NO WITNESSES PRESENT, UPON REMOVAL OF THE OIL PAN, HE FOUND PIECES OF A PAPER SHOP TOWEL BLOCKING OIL PICKUP STRAINER. OIL CHANGES PERFORMED PRIOR TO FAILURE SHOWED NO EVIDENCE OF POSSIBLE CONTAMINATION. OIL SCREEN NORMAL.