What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) PIC advised that after landing he was taxiing between taxiway E4 & E5 and accidently turned before the ramp, turning into the grass. The aircraft went down into a 7 ft. water retention pond, causing minor damage to the prop. An FAA inspection of aircraft found no discrepancies with the aircraft brakes or steering. On the passenger seat the undersigned FAA inspector observed a half full bottle of skyway vodka.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) PIC ADVISED THAT AFTER LANDING HE WAS TAXIING BETWEEN TAXIWAY E4 & E5 AND ACCIDENTLY TURNED BEFORE THE RAMP, TURNING INTO THE GRASS. THE AIRCRAFT WENT DOWN INTO A 7 FT. WATER RETENTION POND, CAUSING MINOR DAMAGE TO THE PROP. AN FAA INSPECTION OF AIRCRAFT FOUND NO DISCREPANCIES WITH THE AIRCRAFT BRAKES OR STEERING. ON THE PASSENGER SEAT THE UNDERSIGNED FAA INSPECTOR OBSERVED A HALF FULL BOTTLE OF SKYWAY VODKA.