What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) The pilot wrote: my plan was to get off at delta (taxiway) because I didn't want to try to brake too hard in order to get off at charlie (taxiway). I felt the plane start to shift a little to the left and I didn't feel like I was slowing down which made me think I was pressing the rudders, but I definitely wasn't because my toes were on the brakes only, and my heels were nowhere near the rudder pedals. I felt the plane start to shift to the left but I wasn't in a turn, I was more like sliding. I tried to press the right rudder to gain back control but the brakes felt like they weren't slowing me down. I felt the plane try to straighten out but I still didn't have the control. I saw the runway lights ahead of me and I tried to miss them if I was going into the grass anyway, but I was still easing on the brakes so as not to flip the plane in the grass. The brakes did nothing for me in the grass so I just coasted and helplessly watched as N520PU settled in the bushes. I pulled the power and turned off the key. I turned off the fuel pump, lights, alternator, and master. I let the tower know I was fine and got out of the aircraft. I made sure I was okay, shook up but not hurt.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) THE PILOT WROTE: MY PLAN WAS TO GET OFF AT DELTA (TAXIWAY) BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TRY TO BRAKE TOO HARD IN ORDER TO GET OFF AT CHARLIE (TAXIWAY). I FELT THE PLANE START TO SHIFT A LITTLE TO THE LEFT AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WAS SLOWING DOWN WHICH MADE ME THINK I WAS PRESSING THE RUDDERS, BUT I DEFINITELY WASN'T BECAUSE MY TOES WERE ON THE BRAKES ONLY, AND MY HEELS WERE NOWHERE NEAR THE RUDDER PEDALS. I FELT THE PLANE START TO SHIFT TO THE LEFT BUT I WASN'T IN A TURN, I WAS MORE LIKE SLIDING. I TRIED TO PRESS THE RIGHT RUDDER TO GAIN BACK CONTROL BUT THE BRAKES FELT LIKE THEY WEREN'T SLOWING ME DOWN. I FELT THE PLANE TRY TO STRAIGHTEN OUT BUT I STILL DIDN'T HAVE THE CONTROL. I SAW THE RUNWAY LIGHTS AHEAD OF ME AND I TRIED TO MISS THEM IF I WAS GOING INTO THE GRASS ANYWAY, BUT I WAS STILL EASING ON THE BRAKES SO AS NOT TO FLIP THE PLANE IN THE GRASS. THE BRAKES DID NOTHING FOR ME IN THE GRASS SO I JUST COASTED AND HELPLESSLY WATCHED AS N520PU SETTLED IN THE BUSHES. I PULLED THE POWER AND TURNED OFF THE KEY. I TURNED OFF THE FUEL PUMP, LIGHTS, ALTERNATOR, AND MASTER. I LET THE TOWER KNOW I WAS FINE AND GOT OUT OF THE AIRCRAFT. I MADE SURE I WAS OKAY, SHOOK UP BUT NOT HURT.