What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) Pilot reported normal approach to sfq, lowered flaps to approach position, moved landing gear selector to the down position, and lost all electrical power (did not hear the landing gear motor operate). Pilot then retracted the flaps successfully, moved the gear selector to the up position, and reported radios "came on", but, pilot did not receive radio responses. Pilot selected gear handle to down position and reported "radios went off again." He then selected gear up, yet he reported, "no radios came on". Pilot attempted to perform an emergency landing gear extension three times. The emergency handle "turned but seemed to be slipping and felt unusual." Pilot performed a gear up landing on the grass, adjacent to runway 22. Investigation revealed the aircraft electrical system had been inappropriately altered to not allow the master switch/circuit to control the electrical system. The ram air control switch/circuit had been wired (no maintenance record) to control the entire electrical system, acting as a type of anti-theft device. The owner had recently purchased this aircraft. Maintenance personnel on site performed three fault free landing gear extension/retraction checks using both electrical and emergency systems.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) PILOT REPORTED NORMAL APPROACH TO SFQ, LOWERED FLAPS TO APPROACH POSITION, MOVED LANDING GEAR SELECTOR TO THE DOWN POSITION, AND LOST ALL ELECTRICAL POWER (DID NOT HEAR THE LANDING GEAR MOTOR OPERATE). PILOT THEN RETRACTED THE FLAPS SUCCESSFULLY, MOVED THE GEAR SELECTOR TO THE UP POSITION, AND REPORTED RADIOS "CAME ON", BUT, PILOT DID NOT RECEIVE RADIO RESPONSES. PILOT SELECTED GEAR HANDLE TO DOWN POSITION AND REPORTED "RADIOS WENT OFF AGAIN." HE THEN SELECTED GEAR UP, YET HE REPORTED, "NO RADIOS CAME ON". PILOT ATTEMPTED TO PERFORM AN EMERGENCY LANDING GEAR EXTENSION THREE TIMES. THE EMERGENCY HANDLE "TURNED BUT SEEMED TO BE SLIPPING AND FELT UNUSUAL." PILOT PERFORMED A GEAR UP LANDING ON THE GRASS, ADJACENT TO RUNWAY 22. INVESTIGATION REVEALED THE AIRCRAFT ELECTRICAL SYSTEM HAD BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY ALTERED TO NOT ALLOW THE MASTER SWITCH/CIRCUIT TO CONTROL THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM. THE RAM AIR CONTROL SWITCH/CIRCUIT HAD BEEN WIRED (NO MAINTENANCE RECORD) TO CONTROL THE ENTIRE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM, ACTING AS A TYPE OF ANTI-THEFT DEVICE. THE OWNER HAD RECENTLY PURCHASED THIS AIRCRAFT. MAINTENANCE PERSONNEL ON SITE PERFORMED THREE FAULT FREE LANDING GEAR EXTENSION/RETRACTION CHECKS USING BOTH ELECTRICAL AND EMERGENCY SYSTEMS.