What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) Pilot stated that he was approaching from the north for runway 18, wind was from 230 sky condition clear. Traffic was departing 18 and some using runway 27. Pilot became distracted with UNICOM transmissions. Put down flaps but did not put landing gear down, acft landed on keel and skidded to the left of the runway onto the grass. Aircraft is not equipped with warning horn. Counseled pilot on following check list procedures. Cross check prior to landing.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) PILOT STATED THAT HE WAS APPROACHING FROM THE NORTH FOR RUNWAY 18, WIND WAS FROM 230 SKY CONDITION CLEAR. TRAFFIC WAS DEPARTING 18 AND SOME USING RUNWAY 27. PILOT BECAME DISTRACTED WITH UNICOM TRANSMISSIONS. PUT DOWN FLAPS BUT DID NOT PUT LANDING GEAR DOWN, ACFT LANDED ON KEEL AND SKIDDED TO THE LEFT OF THE RUNWAY ONTO THE GRASS. AIRCRAFT IS NOT EQUIPPED WITH WARNING HORN. COUNSELED PILOT ON FOLLOWING CHECK LIST PROCEDURES. CROSS CHECK PRIOR TO LANDING.