What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) The aircraf is an ultralight, no n registration, pilot no license. Per pilot statement he performed a low approach over river and caught landing gear and nosed into river. Aircraft towed by boat to boat ramp. Aircraft was disassembled and taken to the pilots residence. No injuries. Aircraft sustained minor damage. No further action taken.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) THE AIRCRAF IS AN ULTRALIGHT, NO N REGISTRATION, PILOT NO LICENSE. PER PILOT STATEMENT HE PERFORMED A LOW APPROACH OVER RIVER AND CAUGHT LANDING GEAR AND NOSED INTO RIVER. AIRCRAFT TOWED BY BOAT TO BOAT RAMP. AIRCRAFT WAS DISASSEMBLED AND TAKEN TO THE PILOTS RESIDENCE. NO INJURIES. AIRCRAFT SUSTAINED MINOR DAMAGE. NO FURTHER ACTION TAKEN.