What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
On approach to newport parlin field, pilot selected gear down. Green gear down light did not illuminate. Diverted to cnh. Ran checklist for gear malfunction. Attempted to manually pump gear down then filled reservoir with bottled water. Both unsuccessful. Pilot could see nose gear was down in mirror. Made a gear up landing with full flaps at min airspeed. Aircraft skidded on tail tie down ring and came to rest while leaning on left horizontal stabilizer.
As the FAA filed it
ON APPROACH TO NEWPORT PARLIN FIELD, PILOT SELECTED GEAR DOWN. GREEN GEAR DOWN LIGHT DID NOT ILLUMINATE. DIVERTED TO CNH. RAN CHECKLIST FOR GEAR MALFUNCTION. ATTEMPTED TO MANUALLY PUMP GEAR DOWN THEN FILLED RESERVOIR WITH BOTTLED WATER. BOTH UNSUCCESSFUL. PILOT COULD SEE NOSE GEAR WAS DOWN IN MIRROR. MADE A GEAR UP LANDING WITH FULL FLAPS AT MIN AIRSPEED. AIRCRAFT SKIDDED ON TAIL TIE DOWN RING AND CAME TO REST WHILE LEANING ON LEFT HORIZONTAL STABILIZER.