What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Pilot stated winds were calm when he took off from fwq. Flight duration was nine-tenths of an hour. On approach to runway 08, the pilot stated he felt he flared high, but he decided to wait for the aircraft to settle. He landed on the left main wheel and the aircraft departed the runway to the right side approximately 800 feet from the approach end. The aircraft struck several taxiway lights, a taxiway sign, and parts of the VASI system.
As the FAA filed it
PILOT STATED WINDS WERE CALM WHEN HE TOOK OFF FROM FWQ. FLIGHT DURATION WAS NINE-TENTHS OF AN HOUR. ON APPROACH TO RUNWAY 08, THE PILOT STATED HE FELT HE FLARED HIGH, BUT HE DECIDED TO WAIT FOR THE AIRCRAFT TO SETTLE. HE LANDED ON THE LEFT MAIN WHEEL AND THE AIRCRAFT DEPARTED THE RUNWAY TO THE RIGHT SIDE APPROXIMATELY 800 FEET FROM THE APPROACH END. THE AIRCRAFT STRUCK SEVERAL TAXIWAY LIGHTS, A TAXIWAY SIGN, AND PARTS OF THE VASI SYSTEM.