What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Narrative: this private pilot, from st. charles, IL departed dalhart, Texas enroute to Clovis, NM where he and his wife who was the passenger, intended to spend the night before they reached their final destination of las cruces, NM. The PIC was distracted by a conversation with his wife during the final approach to cvn. He admits forgetting to put the gear down, and thought the horn was the stall warning. The subsequent gear up landing resulted in no injuries to the pilot or passenger. The aircraft sustained only minor damage. The pilot was counseled by the lbb FSDO. This investigation is closed.
As the FAA filed it
NARRATIVE: THIS PRIVATE PILOT, FROM ST. CHARLES, IL DEPARTED DALHART, TEXAS ENROUTE TO CLOVIS, NM WHERE HE AND HIS WIFE WHO WAS THE PASSENGER, INTENDED TO SPEND THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY REACHED THEIR FINAL DESTINATION OF LAS CRUCES, NM. THE PIC WAS DISTRACTED BY A CONVERSATION WITH HIS WIFE DURING THE FINAL APPROACH TO CVN. HE ADMITS FORGETTING TO PUT THE GEAR DOWN, AND THOUGHT THE HORN WAS THE STALL WARNING. THE SUBSEQUENT GEAR UP LANDING RESULTED IN NO INJURIES TO THE PILOT OR PASSENGER. THE AIRCRAFT SUSTAINED ONLY MINOR DAMAGE. THE PILOT WAS COUNSELED BY THE LBB FSDO. THIS INVESTIGATION IS CLOSED.