What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Narrative: examined aircraft. Left wing minor abrasions. Exhaust pipes bent up. Sheetmetal damaged of 5 panels on belly of the fuselage. Propeller tips curled. See ASI record of conversation dated 4/10/98. See 2 attached statement of pilot dated April 7th & 10th, 1998, indicates pilot's knee inadvertently hit the landing gear lever positioning it so that when the flap knob was adjusted to return the flaps to normal also put hydraulic fluid to the landing gear. The landing gear retracted. The landing gear lever had excessive play.
As the FAA filed it
NARRATIVE: EXAMINED AIRCRAFT. LEFT WING MINOR ABRASIONS. EXHAUST PIPES BENT UP. SHEETMETAL DAMAGED OF 5 PANELS ON BELLY OF THE FUSELAGE. PROPELLER TIPS CURLED. SEE ASI RECORD OF CONVERSATION DATED 4/10/98. SEE 2 ATTACHED STATEMENT OF PILOT DATED APRIL 7TH & 10TH, 1998, INDICATES PILOT'S KNEE INADVERTENTLY HIT THE LANDING GEAR LEVER POSITIONING IT SO THAT WHEN THE FLAP KNOB WAS ADJUSTED TO RETURN THE FLAPS TO NORMAL ALSO PUT HYDRAULIC FLUID TO THE LANDING GEAR. THE LANDING GEAR RETRACTED. THE LANDING GEAR LEVER HAD EXCESSIVE PLAY.