What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
(-23) Aircraft departed pine shadows air park (94FL) at 09:45 local time for key west, FL VFR with no flight plan initiated. When approximately twenty-five miles west of key west at 6,500 feet, they experienced a complete electrical failure resulting in no communications or hydraulic power. PIC elected to return to pgd to attempt a landing on the grass parallel to r/w 09 as he had no landing gear indication. He landed on the r/h side of runway 09 in the grass, but swung to the left as he only had the r/h MLG down and locked - both the nose lg and l/h MLG collapsed. The aircraft slid across r/w 09 resulting in minor scraping damage to the aircraft and with no injuries to the PIC or his passenger.
As the FAA filed it
(-23) AIRCRAFT DEPARTED PINE SHADOWS AIR PARK (94FL) AT 09:45 LOCAL TIME FOR KEY WEST, FL VFR WITH NO FLIGHT PLAN INITIATED. WHEN APPROXIMATELY TWENTY-FIVE MILES WEST OF KEY WEST AT 6,500 FEET, THEY EXPERIENCED A COMPLETE ELECTRICAL FAILURE RESULTING IN NO COMMUNICATIONS OR HYDRAULIC POWER. PIC ELECTED TO RETURN TO PGD TO ATTEMPT A LANDING ON THE GRASS PARALLEL TO R/W 09 AS HE HAD NO LANDING GEAR INDICATION. HE LANDED ON THE R/H SIDE OF RUNWAY 09 IN THE GRASS, BUT SWUNG TO THE LEFT AS HE ONLY HAD THE R/H MLG DOWN AND LOCKED - BOTH THE NOSE LG AND L/H MLG COLLAPSED. THE AIRCRAFT SLID ACROSS R/W 09 RESULTING IN MINOR SCRAPING DAMAGE TO THE AIRCRAFT AND WITH NO INJURIES TO THE PIC OR HIS PASSENGER.