What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
FDX582 experienced a green laser illumination event originating from their 1 o'clock position while on approach to RWY30 at koak. Four laser events, approximately 4-5 seconds each resulted in the crew experiencing tearing, pressure, and blind spots. The crew was taken to the emergency room for eye exams and both pilots showed some irritation in their eyes. The doctor recommended they monitor themselves and see an eye doctor at home if there was any further discomfort.
As the FAA filed it
FDX582 EXPERIENCED A GREEN LASER ILLUMINATION EVENT ORIGINATING FROM THEIR 1 O'CLOCK POSITION WHILE ON APPROACH TO RWY30 AT KOAK. FOUR LASER EVENTS, APPROXIMATELY 4-5 SECONDS EACH RESULTED IN THE CREW EXPERIENCING TEARING, PRESSURE, AND BLIND SPOTS. THE CREW WAS TAKEN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR EYE EXAMS AND BOTH PILOTS SHOWED SOME IRRITATION IN THEIR EYES. THE DOCTOR RECOMMENDED THEY MONITOR THEMSELVES AND SEE AN EYE DOCTOR AT HOME IF THERE WAS ANY FURTHER DISCOMFORT.