What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Upon entering the pattern the pilot stated that he was higher and faster than normal. The pilot stated that he normally performs a standardized check when entering the pattern to include "three green". The pilot stated that he simply forgot the landing gear at this point. The pilot also stated that he felt he was "fast" on final. The aircraft landed "gear up" on runway 18 coming to rest on the east side of the runway in the grass.
As the FAA filed it
UPON ENTERING THE PATTERN THE PILOT STATED THAT HE WAS HIGHER AND FASTER THAN NORMAL. THE PILOT STATED THAT HE NORMALLY PERFORMS A STANDARDIZED CHECK WHEN ENTERING THE PATTERN TO INCLUDE "THREE GREEN". THE PILOT STATED THAT HE SIMPLY FORGOT THE LANDING GEAR AT THIS POINT. THE PILOT ALSO STATED THAT HE FELT HE WAS "FAST" ON FINAL. THE AIRCRAFT LANDED "GEAR UP" ON RUNWAY 18 COMING TO REST ON THE EAST SIDE OF THE RUNWAY IN THE GRASS.