What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
The pilot attempted a landing with a reported 13KT cross-wind at 240 on RWY16 and bounced. He decided to do a go around. On the 2nd attempt the pilot reported he "touched down somewhat fast in case there was a wind shear. The wheels started rolling for maybe 2 seconds and then all of a sudden I am sliding sideways." The pilot confirmed that he slid off the runway as evidenced by "the friction of the pavement on the face of the tire rubbed off the rubber and threads were showing." The pilot said he "let the plane 'have its head' and go into the grass which I knew from my familiarity with the airport was the safest option."
No injuries or damage to the aircraft or airport facilities was reported.
As the FAA filed it
THE PILOT ATTEMPTED A LANDING WITH A REPORTED 13KT CROSS-WIND AT 240 ON RWY16 AND BOUNCED. HE DECIDED TO DO A GO AROUND. ON THE 2ND ATTEMPT THE PILOT REPORTED HE "TOUCHED DOWN SOMEWHAT FAST IN CASE THERE WAS A WIND SHEAR. THE WHEELS STARTED ROLLING FOR MAYBE 2 SECONDS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I AM SLIDING SIDEWAYS." THE PILOT CONFIRMED THAT HE SLID OFF THE RUNWAY AS EVIDENCED BY "THE FRICTION OF THE PAVEMENT ON THE FACE OF THE TIRE RUBBED OFF THE RUBBER AND THREADS WERE SHOWING." THE PILOT SAID HE "LET THE PLANE 'HAVE ITS HEAD' AND GO INTO THE GRASS WHICH I KNEW FROM MY FAMILIARITY WITH THE AIRPORT WAS THE SAFEST OPTION."
NO INJURIES OR DAMAGE TO THE AIRCRAFT OR AIRPORT FACILITIES WAS REPORTED.