What happened
The FAA’s narrative, in sentence case. The FAA writes it in capitals and removes private details.
Pilot took off but remained in the traffic pattern at sif. Pilot stated that he landed side-loaded due to wind (gear were not straight). Pilot stated that when he touched down, he used the brake. This aircraft does not have differential braking because it does not have toe brakes. The pilot used the parking brake as his only method of braking, which deployed the left and right brakes simultaneously. He stated that the left brake locked up and he veered off the side of the runway to the left. The aircraft ended up off the side of the runway in a ditch. The nose gear sheared off but the firewall was not damaged. The pilot sustained a bloody nose (minor injuries). Nobody else on board.
As the FAA filed it
PILOT TOOK OFF BUT REMAINED IN THE TRAFFIC PATTERN AT SIF. PILOT STATED THAT HE LANDED SIDE-LOADED DUE TO WIND (GEAR WERE NOT STRAIGHT). PILOT STATED THAT WHEN HE TOUCHED DOWN, HE USED THE BRAKE. THIS AIRCRAFT DOES NOT HAVE DIFFERENTIAL BRAKING BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE TOE BRAKES. THE PILOT USED THE PARKING BRAKE AS HIS ONLY METHOD OF BRAKING, WHICH DEPLOYED THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAKES SIMULTANEOUSLY. HE STATED THAT THE LEFT BRAKE LOCKED UP AND HE VEERED OFF THE SIDE OF THE RUNWAY TO THE LEFT. THE AIRCRAFT ENDED UP OFF THE SIDE OF THE RUNWAY IN A DITCH. THE NOSE GEAR SHEARED OFF BUT THE FIREWALL WAS NOT DAMAGED. THE PILOT SUSTAINED A BLOODY NOSE (MINOR INJURIES). NOBODY ELSE ON BOARD.